hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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hard cheese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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