- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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