What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Obamacare

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Nice belt.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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