Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

noah is a scrub jungle

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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