- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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