- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Poop!!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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