How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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