Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Anti Joke

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