Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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who is awesome? no one...

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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