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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

You suck big fat slobber

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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