5 - samios in a wheelchair.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

An Asian man fails a math test

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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