Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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