- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

69 what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How come grilled cheese?

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.