what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Women

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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