What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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