how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Winter

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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balls

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What color is red paint? Red

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