PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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men

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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