- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Has u seen my grammar?

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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