- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Potassium? K.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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