- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Two guys walk into a bar.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

An Asian man fails a math test

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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