There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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