Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Well, there's one way...

How come grilled cheese?

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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