Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Punching a baby

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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ur mum

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

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