Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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