- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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