- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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