"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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