If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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