Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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