- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

My parents died!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??