Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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