- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Punching a baby

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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