why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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