- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

VAGINA.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Female rights.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Nice belt.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

White men's rights

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