What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Justin Bieber

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Ebola

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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The WNBA.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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