- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

An Italian leaves the mofia

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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