what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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