What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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