- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

A women in the kitchen.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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