- Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Bitch! Love, J.B.