these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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