- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What's two plus two? Window

Jerry.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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