- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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