- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Me Neither.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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