- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

I hate long jokes -_-

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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