Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Female rights.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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