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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Chuck Norris.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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