A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Black...

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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andrew wagner

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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