- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Diarrhea

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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