A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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