Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Sarah Palin

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Anti Joke

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