Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Women's rights.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Anti Joke

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