Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Arron Glass

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pubic lice.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Anti Joke

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