What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

I can count to potato.

U mad?

* anti-punchline

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Alex Gedrose.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

knock knock whos there? nobody

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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