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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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