- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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