- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

2 + 2 = 4

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

VAGINA.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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