Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

2 + 2 = fish

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Anti Joke

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