- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

An Italian leaves the mofia

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Justin Beiber

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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