- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Koalas mum is a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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