Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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this site is an antijoke

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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