- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

hard cheese

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Once upon a time, The end.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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