Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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sharks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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