- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

I'm sn otter

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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