I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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