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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What can fly? Lots of things

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Where's my tractor?

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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