- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

to get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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