- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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