- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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