Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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You're a frog

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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