- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Santa isn't real

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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