Who wants pizza crusts?

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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