- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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