What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

I'm sn otter

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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