- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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