what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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